I Like Big Veins and I Cannot Lie Funny Nurse T-Shirt
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- Every nurse knows the struggle — and the pure joy of finding a good one.
- This funny nurse tee features "I Like Big Veins and I Cannot Lie" in bold
rounded lettering with a syringe illustration running through the center,
an ECG pulse detail at the top, and emphasis dashes flanking "LIE" at the
bottom. A classic pop culture parody that hits differently when you've spent
ten minutes searching for a vein — printed in crisp black on a soft heather
peach base. - **What you're getting:**
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — finer and softer than standard cotton
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — breathable and airy, great for long shifts
- Retail fit — more tailored and polished-looking, size up for a relaxed fit
- Printed DTG in the USA — ink goes into the fabric, stays soft and vibrant
- Side-seamed construction — reinforced stitching at sleeves and hem
- Tear-away label — no itchy tags - Care: Machine wash cold, inside out · Tumble or hang dry · No chlorine bleach · Cool iron inside out if needed — never iron over the print
When will my order arrive?
Since every item is made just for you, here's what to expect:
- Making your order: 3–5 business days
- Shipping to you: 3–7 business days (US) · 10–15 business days (International)
In total, most US orders arrive within 6–12 business days from the day you order.
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