That's What I Do I Am a Nurse I Stab People Funny Tee
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- She stabs people for a living and she knows things. That's just the job.
- This funny nurse tee features a grumpy black cat in a nurse hat holding a
syringe — stethoscope around neck, zero patience in its eyes — set against
a vintage retro stripe background in navy, rust, gold, and tan with a
distressed texture finish. "That's What I Do, I Am a Nurse, I Stab People
and I Know Things" in bold slab serif completes the attitude.
For the nurse who is absolutely done pretending otherwise. - **What you're getting:**
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — finer and softer than standard cotton
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — breathable and airy, great for long shifts
- Retail fit — more tailored and polished-looking, size up for a relaxed fit
- Printed DTG in the USA — ink goes into the fabric, stays soft and vibrant
- Side-seamed construction — reinforced stitching at sleeves and hem
- Tear-away label — no itchy tags - Care: Machine wash cold, inside out · Tumble or hang dry · No chlorine bleach · Cool iron inside out if needed — never iron over the print
Production Time: 3 - 5 business days for order processing before shipment.
Shipping Time:
- USA (Standard shipping): 3 - 7 business days after dispatch
- International Shipping: 10 - 15 business days after dispatch
Free shipping: We offer free shipping on orders over $79.
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